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The Kingdom of Saxony

Saxony

Saxony is the 10th largest of Germany’s 16 states. It has history that spans over a millennium. Slavs and  Germanic people settled here in the first century BC.

We’re here to visit Saxony’s two largest cities.

Leipzig – The Better Berlin

Leipzig is the most populous city in the state of Saxony, Germany, with a population of 1.1 million in the metropolitan area. It sits at the intersection of the ancient Via Regia (the Royal Road) and the Via Imperii (the Imperial Road), the two most important medieval trade routes of the Holy Roman Empire. Literally, the epicenter of the commercial world.

The Leipzig Trade Fair, Leipziger Messe, was started in the Middle Ages and remains the oldest surviving trade fair in the world.

DDR Leipziger Messe Office

Leipzig was one of Europe’s largest centers of learning and culture prior to WWII and, although a major urban center within the GDR, its cultural and economic importance declined under the Soviets.

Star atop the Soviet Era Trade Fair Center

Since the Wall came down in 1989, Leipzig has been informally dubbed “Hero City” (Heldenstadt) in recognition of the role it played in ending the East German regime. Recently, the city has been nicknamed the “Boomtown of East Germany”, “Hypezig” or “The Better Berlin” and is being celebrated by the media as a hip urban centre. Leipzig is now considered the most livable city in Germany and is currently listed as a Gamma World City.

Leipzig Hauptbahnhof  is the world’s largest railway station measured by floor area.

Leipzig Hauptbahnhof

Opera House

Downtown Statue

Downtown Statue

There are over 20 covered passages or shopping arcades in Leipzig’s city center and Wendi dragged me through all of them.

Museums

The GDR Museum

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

The giant dinosaur is a fountain of sorts. Blood drips into the bucket from his mouth and is pumped back through his body in a continuous loop.

Museum der bildenden Künste

Museum der bildenden Künste

Arno Rink

Arno Rink

The much admired German artist passed away last year at the age of 77. Museum der bildenden Künste is celebrating his life and work with a huge career spanning retrospective.

Museum der bildenden Künste

Aeneas, 1986-87 – Arno Rink

Stürzender Aggressor, 1973 – Falling Aggressor – Arno Rink

Canto Libre – Free Singing – Arno Rink

Terror II – 1978-79 – Arno Rink

The Grassi Museum of Applied Arts

The Grassi Museum of Applied Arts

The Grassi Museum of Applied Arts

The Grassi Museum of Applied Arts in Leipzig is primarily a ceramics museum which covers a huge range of ceramic work from antiquity to the present day. The museum is laid out as a sort of passage through time. You begin in ancient Greece and finish in 20th century Europe, but it’s the contemporary work that rocked me to the core.

18th Century Tea Cup

Lots of Tea Cups

“Amour fou” – Carolein Smit

“Violet and Daisy” – Carolein Smit

The 30 piece exhibition, “Amour for”, by Dutchwoman Carolein Smit is one of the singularly most fascinating, disturbing, captivating and sadistically funny shows I’ve ever witnessed. And I say witnessed as opposed to viewed because it is a little like seeing a strange crime scene. The work is so precise and polished that it’s easy to dismiss the painstaking effort and enormous talent that has gone into creating these fantastic creatures. Every pearl is hand rolled from clay, every strand of hair is individually fashioned and precisely placed with tweezers. And, my God, just think about all those strange dreams!

The museum wrote, “Carolein Smit combines opposites in her ceramic sculptures, reminiscent of an Amour fou, an apparently unreasonable and yet most passionate and addictive love.   Where does innocence turn into guilt, life into death? Where is the transfer, the turning point? Those are the questions that the Dutchwoman tries to answer. Her mysterious figurations appear as precious and tantalizing as they seem dangerous, fragile and painful. At the same time, they are filled with cryptic humor.  They are works of modern times,  but their alter egos are rooted in the world of curiosity cabinets, collections of devotional objects and mythically-fantastic little branches of art history.”

“Death and the Maiden” – Carolein Smit

“Death and the Maiden” – Carolein Smit

“The Cat” – Carolein Smit

“Girl with Dog” – Front – Carolein Smit

“Girl with Dog” – Back – Carolein Smit

“Pearls” – Carolein Smit

“Lamb with Three Headed Monster in Flames” – Carolein Smit

Check her out –  http://www.caroleinsmit.com – She doesn’t look weird at all.

Leipzig and the Nazis

I’m of an age where World War II shaped my thinking. Mine and all of my friend’s parents were directly effected by the war. About half my neighborhood was Jewish and every single family was rocked to the core in the aftermath of the horror in Europe.

In 1933 there were 11,000 Jews living in Leipzig. By 1942 only 2,000 remained. On June 18, 1943 the last 18 were shipped to concentration camps. Of all the Jews deported from Leipzig only 53 survived.

As hard as it is to imagine, it’s estimated that one in ten Germans still harbors anti-Semitic views. We have been to five flea markets and all of them had vendors with Nazi memorabilia, which is illegal to sell in Germany, but apparently, not enforced.  With the addition of over a million Syrian refugees the problem has just gotten worse. It has been suggested in the Bundestag that middle eastern immigrants seeking residency should be compelled to view a concentration camp and attend lectures on the holocaust to help them recover from their ingrained bias and disbelief of these factual events.

Karl Friedrich Goerdeler – A Man of Contradictions

Oberbürgermeister Karl Friedrich Goerdeler

Karl Friedrich Goerdeler was clearly a conflicted man. Elected mayor of Leipzig on May 22, 1930, he was well known as an opponent of the Nazi regime, for their evil thuggish tactics, not their anti-Semitism.

He resigned in 1937 after his Nazi deputy ordered the destruction of the city’s famed statue of Felix Mendelssohn. On Kristallnacht in 1938, the 1855 Moorish Revival Leipzig synagogue, one of the city’s most architecturally significant buildings, was deliberately destroyed. Following this Karl Goerdeler was overwhelmed with despair over what he considered to be the triumph of evil and hatched an ill fated plan to help save Jews deported to Polish Concentration Camps. He was captured and imprisoned by the Nazis, and yet, while on death row he was still anti-Semitic. In 1944, in his “Thoughts of a Man condemned to Death”, he wrote, “We should not attempt to minimize what has been happening, but we should also emphasize the great guilt of the Jews, who had invaded our public life in ways that lacked customary restraint”.

He was finally hanged on February 2, 1945. In a farewell letter Goerdeler wrote of himself and his co-conspirators,  I ask the world to accept our martyrdom as penance for the German people.”

Dresden

Photo by Bgabel

Dresden has a long history as the capital and royal residence for the Kings of Saxony, who for centuries furnished the city with cultural and artistic splendor. During the 19th century, the city became a major centre of economy, including motor car production, food processing, banking and the manufacture of medical equipment. By the early 20th century, Dresden was particularly well known for its camera works and its cigarette factories. Between 1918 and 1934, Dresden was capital of the first Free State of Saxony. Dresden was a centre of European modern art until 1933, when the Nazis came to town.

Zwinger

Zwinger

Dresden Castle

Summer Fest – Opening Mass

We are here for two exceptional museums,

Gemäldegalerie Alte Meister

The Gemäldegalerie Alte Meister, houses old masters, mostly Italian and German. It’s located in the Semper Gallery and is part of the much larger Zwinger Courtyard. This is an amazing site, but I’ll try to keep it short with just a few things I thought were fun.

Canaletto

With the aid of a Camera Obscura, Canaletto created precise urban views known as vedute. His paintings are almost photographically realistic images of 18th century Venice.

He sold his diffuse atmospheric paintings of the lagoon city to aristocrats who traveled through Europe on their educational Grand Tour.

This is the courtyard we are in today.

The Zwinger Courtyard in Dresden – 1751-52 – Canaletto

The Canal Grande in Venice with the Rialto Bridge – 1724 – Canaletto

Camera Obscura

Camera Obscura

As a drawing aid, the camera obscura allowed tracing the projected image to produce a highly accurate representation and an easy way to achieve a proper graphical perpspective. The camera obscura box was developed further into the photographic camera when camera obscura boxes were used to expose light-sensitive materials to the projected image.

The Tower of Babel

According to the tale, humanity was united in the generations following the Great Flood and spoke a single language. While migrating eastward they came to the land of Shiner and agreed to build a city and a tower tall enough to reach heaven. God observed this and was so upset that he confounded their speech, so that they could no longer understand each other, and scattered them around the world.

The Tower of Babel – 1595 – Marten Van Valckenborch d.Ä.

I love the whole notion of the Tower of Babel. As a parable is addresses a few issues, why we speak multiple languages, why we have many different cultures and are not united by either a common goal or belief system. It sort of puts the blame on God’s shoulders by suggesting that he has punished us for trying to physically reach him and the kingdom of heaven before our time is due. I think, at least in Western cultures, most people no longer think of Heaven as an actual physical place you could climb to but more as a spiritual or ethereal plane. But perhaps I’m wrong. The great American singer and songwriter David Bryne, wrote in his song Heaven that it’s a place where nothing ever happens and “they play my favorite song over and over”, presumably for eternity. A dire prediction, indeed.

The Chocolate Girl – 1744 – Jean-Étienne Liotard

Jean-Étienne Liotard

This pastel painting by the Swiss artist, Jean-Étienne Leotard, was already famous in the 18th century. Leotard has completely eliminated all traces of brushwork and produced immaculately modulated tones, creating the impression of utmost perfection. After a lengthy trip to Constantinople, the much-travelled portraitist began wearing Middle Eastern costumes and referred ti himself as” le painter turn” – the Turkish painter.

Anton Graff

Graff was a court painter in Desden and was much esteemed as a portraitist by the aristocracy and bourgeoisie. His numerous self-portraits reflect the self-confidence and pride of an artist that has won fame. He devotes particular attention to the intense, concentrated gaze, through which he conveys his character and individuality.

Self Portrait at The Age of 58 – 1794-95 – Anton Graff

Self Portrait as An Old Man – 1805-06 – Anton Graff

Young Lady with Drawing Utensils

Young Lady with Drawing Utensils – 1816 – Carl Christian Vogel von Vogelstein

Looted in April 1938 from the Jewish sisters Jenny and Bertha Rosier. Both died in Treblinka Concentration Camp in 1942 and the painting passed through the hands of German art dealers until it was finally restituted to the heirs of the original owners in 2010.

The Albertinum

Albertinum

The Albertinum was built between 1884 and 1887 by extending a former arsenal. Damaged in the February 13, 1945 bombing of Dresden in World War II, the Albertinum was restored by 1953. It now hosts the New Masters Gallery and the Sculpture Collection. The museum presents paintings and sculptures from Romanticism to the present, covering a period of some 200 years.

The Albertinum

Otto Dix – 1924 – August Sander

When the First World War erupted, Otto Dix volunteered for the German Army. He was assigned to a field artillery regiment in Dresden. In the autumn of 1915 he was a non-commissioned officer of a machine-gun unit on the Western front and took part in the Battle of the Somme. In November 1917, his unit was transferred to the Eastern front until the end of hostilities with Russia. By February 1918 he was stationed in Flanders. Back on the western front, he fought in the German Spring Offensive. He earned the Iron Cross and reached the rank of vizefeldwebel. In August of that year he was wounded in the neck. He was discharged from service in 22 December 1918 and was home for Christmas.

Dix was profoundly affected by the sights of the war and later described a recurring nightmare in which he crawled through destroyed houses. He represented his traumatic experiences in many subsequent works. The “War” triptych is one of Otto Dix’s  most famous.

War – 1929-32 – Otto Dix

The Survivors – 1963 – Willi Sitte

Self-Portrait with Cap – 1930 -Curt Querner

Self-Portrait – 1984 – Paul Michaelis

With a self-mocking gesture, the 70 year old Michaelis playfully explores the question as to whether and how a person’s character and frame of mind can be captured on canvas. With his head slightly twisted and his lips pressed together, he examines his subject in this self-portrait.

“Socialist Contemporary Art” 1961 – 1967

In 1961 an indépendant department of “Socialist Contemporary Art” was established to implement the “Bitterfeld Way” whose purpose was to introduce workers to art and to eliminate the division between art and daily life.

Depictions of Workers

In the officially sanctioned artistic style of Socialist Realism, man is the focal point. The SED propagated an idealized socialist image of man, which was developed programmatically in the 1950s under the utopian concepts of the “New Man” and from the 1960s onwards as the “socialist personality”. The New Man was characterized as somebody who possessed a wide range of knowledge and skills, was hard-working, had a pronounced socialist consciousness, always behaved is a disciplined and moral way in accordance with socialist principles, was interested and active in the areas of culture and sports, and generally demonstrated a positive, optimistic attitude to life. Sounds like advertising to me.

Group Portrait – Schirmer’s Carpentry Brigade – 1972 – Werner Tübke

“Schirmer’s Carpentry Brigade” – This portrait of a brigade of carpenters in Leipzig, was exhibited at the 7th Art Exhibition of the GDR in 1972 and sparked a controversial debate. The contrast between a modern theme and an old masterly-Renaissance style of painting was disconcerting.

Seamstresses – 1982 – Harald Metzkes

“Seamstresses” – The bustling but concentrated activity of a working day in a nationalized company in the GDR is the subject of this painting. Metzkes developed a reputation as the “Cézannist of Berlin”, a soubriquet derived from his realistic, restrained portraits and his affinity to the French artist. 

Brigade Leader – 1952 – Heinz Lohmar

Chess Player – 1964 – Willi Neubert

“Chess Player” – The man in the painting is recognizable by his clothing as a worker while playing chess represented the ideal of the “all-round developed socialist personality”.

House Peace Committee – 1952 – Rudolf Bergander

“House Peace Committee” – This painting was not purchased until 1960 because of it’s controversial loose style. So-called “discussion pictures’ were intended to demonstrate the value of the democracy established in the GDR.

Foreman – 1960 – Walter Howard

Woman In Uniform – 1983 – Annette Schröter

“Woman In Uniform” – The concept of the uniform dress runs counter to the female role in the traditionally male field of the military. With this picture, Schröter was campaigning against the nightmare of a law requiring women to perform military service in the GDR.

The New Owner – 1951 – Hermann Bruse

“The New Owner” – The catalogue for the 1979 “Weggefährten-Zeitgenossen” exhibition in Berlin stated, “The aim was to impress on the public consciousness the image of the new social status of the worker. An early example, in which the composition and posture of the subject merged to form an intrinsic unity, is Hermann Bruse’s “The New Owner”. The prestigious picture format in which the subject is depicted from the hips up, or as a full-length, seems now to have become standard for portraits of workers in the GDR.”

After Deployment – 1973 – Christoph Wetzel

“After Deployment” –  Christoph Wetzel’s graduation project at the Hochschule for Bildende Künste Dresden is the only painting in the collection showing a member of the GDR army, the Nationale Volksarmee. Rather than depicting a combat-ready defender of his country, Wetzel presents him as a vulnerable man with his back bared.

Nazi Footnotes

Looted Art

Hildebrand Gurlitt

The destruction of Dresden allowed Hildebrand Gurlitt, a major Nazi museum director and art dealer, to hide a large collection of artwork that had been stolen during the Nazi era. During interrogation after capture, Gurlitt told US Army authorities that his art collection and documentation of transactions had been mostly destroyed at his home in Kaitzer Strasse. The authorities seized 115 pieces of art but returned them after he had convinced them that he had acquired them lawfully. He claimed he was a victim of Nazi persecution due to his Jewish heritage. Gurlitt was released and continued trading in art works until his death in a car crash in 1956.

On 22 September 2010, German customs officials at the German–Switzerland border found €9,000 in cash on his son Cornelius Gurlitt, which led to a search warrant of his apartment in Schwabing, Munich. On 28 February 2012 they found 1,406 artworks, with a present estimated worth of one billion Euros. Priceless art treasures hung on every wall. Authorities initially banned reporting on the raid, which only came to light in 2013.

The Bombing of Dresden

Dresden Bombing

The bombing of Dresden by the Royal Air Force and the United States Army Air Forces between February 13 and 15, 1945. The sheer scale of the attack remains controversial. Over 5 tons of incendiary and high explosive bombs on the city. The combination of bombs damaged and incinerated buildings, denying their use by retreating German troops and refugees. Widely quoted Nazi propaganda reports at the time, claimed 200,000 deaths, but in 2010, after five years of research, the German Dresden Historians’ Commission concluded that casualties numbered between 18,000 and 25,000. The Allies described the operation as the legitimate bombing of a military and industrial targets, but several researchers have argued that mostly women and children died. Allied military authorities have stood by the decision to carry out the bombings, reaffirming that it reduced the German military’s ability to wage war.

The End

I hate to end on such a somber note, but it is, what it is. We love to share what we are lucky enough to see and do. We hope you enjoyed some of it. See you next time.

Tot Ziens En Veel Succes – Good Bye and Good Luck

Good bye from the Hilton Amsterdam

While The Queen’s Away

The Castle Tour – Episode 4

Balmoral Castle

Balmoral, Autumn, 1896 by Joseph Donovan Adam

Balmoral Castle sits just outside the little town of Ballater, the home of the Deeside train station where the royal family, until the 1960s, would arrive by train for their holiday time. The train station sustained serious fire damage and has just completed a £3million restoration project. The museum and shops it houses are scheduled to reopen by late summer. Ballater is a nice little town that is  very dog friendly and has lots of small shops and a few good pubs.

Deeside Train Station

Deeside Train Station

Deeside Train Station

Ballater Library

The Balmoral Bar

Dogs are welcomed in all the pubs.

A place to tie your dog if you’d rather.

Golf has always been big in Ballater.

I love this glass.

Balmoral, the Queen’s over 50,000 acre country estate and holiday get-away, is surrounded by some amazing countryside of hills, mountains meadows, moors, valleys and rivers.

The River Dee

The River Dee

The Castle Itself

It really is an estate, in that, it does not meet the criteria previously stated in regards to castles. It’s more a huge house designed to look like a castle. Beyond a tower there are really none of the classic castle defense schemes in place. There are large windows on the ground floor, there are no narrow passageways to dissuade the advance of angry rebels, no uneven stairways to impede armor clad knights, no peep holes, lug holes or murder holes. It is a gentle welcoming place. The SWAT teams could probably just walk in the front door. Even though it is, a sort of, make believe castle, it is beautiful and packed with history. These attractions become somehow obligatory, like the Prime Directive, you’ve come this far you just have to go. To not go would be akin to traveling to Egypt and turning your back on the pyramids. The universe just won’t allow it. If nothing else, you get to breath the same air that the Queen breathes.

And talk about well organized, OMG. Absolutely nothing is left to chance, either in the running of the estate or in the welcoming of visitors. The surrounding forest and countryside is maintained like a huge carefully crafted garden. The forests are constantly culled of older dying trees to make way for new growth. Any spread of disease or infestation is closely monitored and eradicated. The wildlife population is strictly maintained at optimum levels. The appearance of any unwelcome species or predators that may disrupt this perfect balance is, like an invading army, quickly and aggressively dealt with. Wendi was thrilled to discover that the native red squirrels are protected and that the disease carrying grey squirrels have been pushed out.

The Queen’s Mailbox

The movement of visitors through the estate is just as efficient. Parking is off-site, after purchasing tickets at the gate you are offered the choice of a pleasant 15 minute walk through the woods to the visitor center/ cafe/ gift shop/ toilets/ movie presentation/ picture gallery/ historic vehicle garage /stables or you can ride in the small transit vehicle that leaves every 7 minutes, exactly. Once there, you can pick up a free audio guide, in virtually any language, and then you are on your own. You are free to wander well groomed grounds, gorgeous gardens and wondrous woodland paths.

As for the house, well, there will be no traipsing around the halls, bedrooms or kitchens of the inner sanctum, with or without shoes. Access is restricted to the ballroom where a very nice display of historic paintings and photos depict the royal family’s relationship with Balmoral, examples of beautiful Cairngorm crystals unearthed on the estate, some of the jewelry made with it and lots of pictures of the dogs. Unfortunately, absolutely no photos are to be taken in the ballroom, with or without the flash. This is a policy I have never quite understood. What do they imagine people might do with them? Perhaps it’s just a control thing.

The “battlemented” porte cochères, or “carriage porch”, is covered to protect guests from the frequent rain and snow.

The tower and “pepper pot turrets” are characteristic features of the Scottish Baronial style.

Pepper pot turrets

Side Notes:

Queen Victoria purchased the estate in 1852 after the previous owner choked to death on a fishbone.

The highly successful TV series the Crown, as well as, the films The Queen and Mrs. Brown figure events that happened at Balmoral, but none of them included footage actually shoot here.

The Red Squirrel

The Red Squirrel: A future in the forest // A Photo Book                                                                                      @Neil McIntyre

This photo is from a self-published book project by photographer Neil Mcintyre, the proceeds of which will help ensure a future for these amazing creatures in the UK. If you’d like to check out the book and project go to their Kickstarter page:  The Red Squirrel – A Photo Book

Stockholm – Hustle & Bustle

StockholmCardLet’s start with a travel tip. I’m always a little leery of package schemes and deals aimed at visitors, but the Stockholm Card is the exception and a great deal. This is a real godsend, which, if you keep busy, offers significant savings. It is also hugely convenient to not have to dig for cash or use a credit card everywhere you go. Besides giving you free passage on all of Stockholm’s public transportation you also get free access to over 75 major museums and major historical sites.

Our public transportation map after 6 days.

Our public transportation map after 6 days.

Stockholm is a big and busy city, not big and busy in an otherworldly sense like Hong Kong, New York or London. There are no skyscrapers and the church spires are still the tallest structures in town. There are no giant cloverleaf overpasses like arteries in some huge beast, but Stockholm is spread out over 14 islands with a complex overlapping transport system that incorporates ferries, buses, trams, subways, bridges, walkways and roads that tie the whole thing together.

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The City Food Market

CityMarket

The City Food Market

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Shopping on Drottninggatan

Shopping on Drottninggatan

Shopping on Drottninggatan

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In Blasieholmen

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On the ferry to Djurgarden

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In Blasieholem

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On the ferry to Djurgarden

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On the dock in Skeppsholem

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Hotorget Square

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Across the water towards Ostermalm

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Across the water towards Ostermalm

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Kiosk in Djurgarden

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Clock near Kungstradgarden

Old Tram Sign

Old Tram Sign

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Building in Ostermalm

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Walking in the old city.

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Near T-Centralen

Outside T-Centralen

Outside T-Centralen

Outside T-Centralen

Outside T-Centralen

Gamla Stan

Gamla Stan, or “Old Town”, is our favorite part of the city. It is situated on the island of Stadsholmen and is one huge warren of narrow medieval streets and heritage sites. The Royal Palace, museums and 17th century churches are just steps from each other. The entire atmosphere is of a bygone era.

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Stortorget was the site of the old Stock Exchange is now a lively square in the heart of the old town but in 1520 it was the site of the Stockholm Bloodbath when the Danish King tricked the Swedish Regent and beheaded more then 80 Swedish noblemen in this very square.

Stortorget

Stortorget

The Hotorget Flea Market

No trip would be complete without a flea market. The square at Hotorget is a flower and produce market all week but every Sunday it transforms to a great little second hand market. Just try to keep Wendi away. I dare you.

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Sinking Expectations or The Very Short Voyage of the Vasa

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When the Vasa was designed by two Dutch brothers in 1628 it was the largest and most heavily armed war ship in the world. With this vessel the Swedes hoped to strike fear in their enemies and control all trade on the Baltic Sea. Unfortunately, there was no engineering, as we know it, at the time and all construction was essentially done by trial and error. The massive ship proved to be just a whisper too tall and slightly too narrow. It was a lovely sunny day on August 10th in 1628 when the Vasa set out on it’s maiden voyage. In a slight breeze it listed a little to starboard, took in water through the gun ports and sank to the bottom of Stockholm harbor where it lay until being rediscovered in 330 feet of water in 1956. After a complex salvage operation and a 17 year conservation project the Vasa now sits proudly in it’s own especially designed museum.

http://www.vasamuseet.se/en/The-Ship/Life-on-board/

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Where are all the Norwegians?

Two French Tourists

Two French Tourists

I received a comment the other day asking, “Where are all the people?” and I suppose that’s fair. I’m clearly more interested in art and architecture then I am in documenting the lives of complete strangers. That been said I would probably take more pictures of people here if we had met any Norwegians. In point of fact, with the exception of Jon who was kind enough to pick us up at the airport the day we arrived, we haven’t met any Norwegians. I know they’re here somewhere. Perhaps the gal in the supermarket is Norwegian, although her English is so perfect, maybe not.  The fella at the local snack bar is Scottish. We met a potter in Bergen who is English, went to school in South Dakota and married a Norwegian. Maybe we can meet him?  All the bartenders are English, who along with their neighbors in the Emerald Isle are clearly the world’s most avid drinkers. All the waitresses are Swedish, who since the oil boom have turned into Norway’s poor relations. And almost all the tourists are Asians, with a slight smattering of Spaniards. Oh, I almost forgot, the girl in the Tourist Bureau is Norwegian but she’s moving to Budapest in two weeks so she doesn’t really count. There are no festivals here this month and a lot of shops are closed. We have been told that’s because all the Norwegians have fled to Spain where they are assured of sunshine. Even small cities have direct flights to Malaga, Alicante, Majorca and the Canary Islands to help facilitate the mass exodus.

A Swedish Waitress

A Swedish Waitress

Once we were in Liechtenstein and asked a waitress if she was local. She laughed and said that she was Portuguese and that if we wanted to meet any Liechtensteinians we would need to go to the bank, that being both their workplace and spiritual home. That’s somewhat problematic now. With the advent of ATMs we haven’t needed to go into a foreign bank since we were in Turkey over 25 years ago. Perhaps we should go into the Sparbank in Bergen and ask, “Where the hell are all the Norwegians?”

In A Nutshell

The Flamsbanen

The Flamsbanen

We took the world famous Flamsbanen as part of the “Norway In A Nutshell” tour, which is billed as the world’s most beautiful train ride. It runs from Myrdal on the mountain plateau down to Flam on the banks of the great Sognefjorden.

Myrdal Station

Myrdal Station

Amazing Vistas

Amazing Vistas

Kjosfossen Waterfall

Kjosfossen Waterfall

Arriving in Flam

Arriving in Flam

Cruise Ship docks at Flam

Cruise Ship docks at Flam

It’s Party Time

It's Party Time

It’s Party Time

Our entire train was filled with a huge tour group from Sichuan Province China. Wendi and I were the only non-Asians on the train. I love these people. In Norway for just 16 days but the rumpus never stops.

Chan "The Ringleader"

Chan “The Ringleader”

The party began when they handed around dehydrated fish nuggets of some kind that we were encouraged to share. They devoured them. Truly the most God Awful things I have ever put in my mouth, I can still taste them.

Breakfast

Breakfast

The men cracked open a quart of single malt scotch at 8:15am and had drained the bottle in less then an hour.

Look Mountians

Look Mountains

And talk about equipment, they were a legion of picture takers. I think they must all be product testers for Sony or Samsung. And they were fascinated with snow-covered mountains. Every time the mountains came into view the entire group would leap to that side of the train and take hundreds of pictures. We were certain the car was going to tip over.

Making Memories

Making Memories